shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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2 days ago // 147,567 notes

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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2 days ago // 77,537 notes

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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2 days ago // 166,231 notes

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

2 days ago // 358,547 notes

earthempress:

When hot people actually think you’re attractive 

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2 days ago // 69,460 notes

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

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2 days ago // 288,129 notes

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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2 days ago // 27,028 notes

sorry:

dreaming of a world where unicorns can run free and fart rainbows whenever they please

5 days ago // 3,224 notes

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

5 days ago // 135,293 notes